onsdag 22 oktober 2008

Spice clitoris inna her mouth - Queen Paula


Queen Paula demolished Spice with a no-holds-barred attack that had the small crowd at the H2 Entertainment Complex roaring its approval early this morning.

"Spice waan pretty baby, that's why she run go breed fi the coolie man," she said loudly. "Spice go foreign go run up hospital bill 'bout she waan foreign baby and lef and no pay the bill."

The crowd screamed its approval. Queen Paula deejayed a 'bad gyal' lyrics as well and got a forward, before poking fun at Spice's skin colour.

"Mi search and search and cyan find Spice colour inna the crayon box, she look like when werewolf a change and nuh done; her colour nuh complete!"

However, the sample talk that had the venue in an uproar was when she made references to Spice's anatomy and the location of certain key sexual organs.

"Spice do up Tanya and she nuh answer, she diss up Angel and Beenie box her, she trouble Macka and juck her inna her eye, and now she start the war wid me and cyan finish it," Queen Paula said.

"She go St. Bess and talk up the tings about how a big respectable woman like me ah suck pussy fi $1,000, and how she juck Macka inna her eye and Macka bawl, well, mi have something fi tell oonu tonight about dutty Spice who have her clitoris inna her mouth."

Afterwards, Queen Paula said she was surprised that Spice did not perform afterwards to answer her venomous attack.

"Mi cyan believe say Spice run, Spice who so bad, but mi know say ah because she no find no song yet, but as Christmas come, she will find something, but she run from the war now."

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