This just in, ladies and gentlemen. Apparently, since news broke in the CHAT that Macka white man propose to her, nuff of her old flames dem start crawl outta the woodwork and ah say no wedding cyan gwaan because ah dem ah the real man inna Macka life. Dem say no white man cyan get her and wherever the wedding keep, it haffi mash up. Mi hear say one of the more psychotic one dem call the white man and threaten him wid bodily harm anyhow him go near Macka again. Ah pure drama, mi hear say Macka fly out this morning fi try soothe out him nerves, but mi know say the white man no used to dem kinda livity de. How man so bad mind? Macka just about fi hit the jackpot because mi hear say the man money no normal, ah skyscraper money him have and now dem dutty Jamaican man who no have dry s--t inna dem b---y waan come mash up the woman ting. Mi vex star and ah not even me.
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